Saturday, April 30, 2011

Springtime Musings

Yeah...so I let a month go by again. No excuses from me. If you (my five readers) would like any more vendor details on the party, let me know and I will give you the deets and my rave!

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It is finally Spring around here. Spring brought 80 degree weather, a love of the sandbox, the end of momma's job (until school starts again), and a case of runny noses and strep throat. Lorelei loves to be outside, so much that if I open the front door (you know, to take the garbage out), and then subsequently shut it, she stands in front of it and cries, her face crumbling like I just dangled a cookie in front of her face and then snatched it away. In fact, she cries pretty much any time anyone shuts a door, for some reason. For example, if I want to keep her in (or out of) my bedroom so I can get cleaning done and I shut the door, she makes the saddest face and melts down. However if I were to open said door, I do not think it would really affect whether or not she would want to go through it. Strange girl.

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Oh my little springtime girl. She is such a pixie. Still a little thing who looks too small to do all the things she can, who gets into such mischief. She is officially a toddler, walking everywhere. This whole walking business was very random for her. She took like 4 steps on her own a couple of weeks after her birthday (while momma was running errands, mind you. Little stinker.) Then nothing, save a couple of steps here and there with days in between. Then randomly, like two weeks later (again while momma was out. I am with her practically 24/7 and I STILL miss her first steps!) she walked back and forth across her Meme's living room. And she has not stopped since, and now she is so good at it that I am kicking myself for not video taping her strange hands-in-the-air-straight-legged-Frankenstine-walk.

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She also talks now, here and there. She definitely says:
"Mama"
"Uh-oh"
"Bye bye"
"Dada"
I think she says:
"cat" (though it is more like "ct" without a sound)
"Hi puppy!" ("ha puh puh"...my mom insists that is what she is saying, and I am starting to believe her now that she says it to like every animal she sees)
"Cracker/Cookie" (though she says "cah cah" with a huge smile to lots of things, so that could just be the happy sound she makes when she is being fed. Girlfriend loves when you give her a treat.)

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Summer is coming and I am excited for the things that we will do together. We are planning on getting a Y membership so Momma can shed some baby fat get in some healthy shape and so miss Lorelei can take swim lessons and socialize with other kiddos. I have high hopes of doing lots of DIY household projects including (but not limited to) a new headboard, curtains for the kitchen and living room, new pillow covers, and artwork for the bedrooms. We are planning on going to the mountains at least twice, and are just all together excited to relax and have family time.

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Speaking of family time, this child of ours is SUCH a daddy's girl now. Lorelei and daddy spend time together every morning when she wakes up. Momma gets to sleep in a few more minutes and my loves eat cereal together. Then, she stays practically attached to his leg until he leaves the house and (of course) cries as soon as the door closes. I know she still loves her momma by the way she walks around the house going "mama mama mama," but it warms my heart to see this special bond between my husband and daughter.

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Aaaanyhoo, I am just lovely and content these days. I have a new, super-comfy white comforter on my bed, a sweet little girl whose hair is just starting to go into pigtails (though I normally need to bribe distract her with something to get them in), a husband who I am so in love with (and just celebrated three wonderful years of marriage with on the 19th), and a loving God who renews my joy and suprised me with a few bright tulips in my front flower bed.

Happy Easter

We are happy.

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Monday, March 21, 2011

Lorelei's Party Part One - the Theme and Decorations

I really like birthday parties.



If you are reading this blog, chances are you have seen Lorelei's birthday party pictures. And you may think I am a tiiiny bit ridiculous for the amount of work and planning that went into a party for a kid that is not going to even remember it. But I have known for a long time now that I wanted to plan a big birthday bash with a theme, and I truly enjoyed doing it. My inspiration for a party of this nature was Kelle Hampton, who throws awesome parties for her daughters Lainey and Nella and then blogs about it. I knew I could not quite throw a party like hers since I could not have it in my own home, but I knew I wanted a theme and lots of colors and tiny details. Also, since we had to have the party at church due to space, I wanted to make sure to make it look as personal as I could. Rather than just inundating you with tons of party pictures, I want to share some of the process I went through to throw her party, as well as the many brilliant vendors I used.

The Theme and Decorations: Look Whooo's One!
Lorelei's first party theme was going to be a cupcake theme. I had tried on many themes in my mind (mermaids, Alice in Wonderland, Under the Sea), but nixed them all pretty much because they seemed to "old" for a one year old. I settled on cupcakes because it was simple, childish, and easy to decorate with (I pictured giant cupcakes as the centerpieces). However, after I chose the dress and locked myself into a color scheme and decided that I wanted to buy a template for the decorations rather than making them ALL from scratch, I found a harder time finding a pink and aqua cupcake party package than I had expected. Then, I fell in love with the Graphic Design shop Dimple Prints on Etsy, and chose their ONLY pink and aqua theme. Thankfully, it was pretty darn cute, and I fell in love with it. And anyway, "Look Whoooo's One" was a cuter phrase to me than "Our Little Cupcake is Turning One."




For $30, paid through paypal, I received a personalized PDF file that had about 170 pages worth of printables for the party. I am talking everything from the cute cupcake toppers to the banners to random things like a ring toss sign and water bottle labels. I could print and use whatever I wanted within that PDF (which is mine to keep forever!) and could just forget about the rest. The PDF also came with instructions on how to assemble the different decorations, and of materials that were useful. I loved that the cupcake toppers, signs, and tags said things like "Lorelei is One" and "Happy 1st Birthday Lorelei," and the decorations were really pretty. I also got a customized file for an invitation and thank you note included in the package, so all I had to do was sent the party details to their designer and they made me the invite.






It took me several weeks to work on the decorations, but honestly, I really enjoyed it. Crafting is cathartic for me, and it was a nice break from work or cleaning to just sit down and cut out owls. I started by figuring out what I definitely wanted to print and making a list of what tools I needed to make everything. Even though I had to invest a bit into supplies, I bought things that I will be able to re-use (like craft scissors, a portable glue gun, and a 2 inch hole punch). I also bought pink and aqua grossgrain ribbon, card stock, lollipop sticks, curling ribbon, and a myriad of other supplies. After getting all my supplies and developing my plan for what I would make and when, I humbly borrowed my parents' printer (and their ink, thanks to their generosity), and printed copies of the individual pages I wanted to use. Some pages of the PDF for printed in multiple copies (like the favor tags that said "Thanks for coming. It was a hoot - Lorelei"), and some were skipped (like the tee-shirt details and favor boxes). I broke printing up over a couple of days, and worked on mini projects in between, such as wrapping and tagging all the silverware and making the cupcake toppers and banners. I was cutting, gluing, stringing, and assembling up through the week of the party, but I never really felt overwhelmed because I probably spent a whole month working on everything. I even had leftover paper and cutouts that I used at the last minute!





Aside from the Dimple Print cutouts, I had a few other touches that I made or bought. For the tableware, I decided on plain pink and turquoise plates, cups, napkins, and tablecloths, (purchased at Fulton Paper and Walmart), which really helped the decor to stand out. The centerpieces for the tables were framed 8x10 photos of Lorelei, most taken right off my living room wall, and cute little pink and turquoise $1 tin buckets from Target which held cake pops.

And, after spending weeks going back and forth over it, I splurged on this goofy pinata (that did not even work). It was a bit ridiculous, but it was a nice accent to the dessert table, and the kids were so excited to open it.




My favorite and most difficult decorations were the three photo banners that I made for the three walls surrounding the eating area. If you know me, you know that I love to take and save pictures of Lorelei, and I thankfully had most of these photos labeled and organized. It took an hour or so one evening to choose about 175 photos of her through this first year, and then about $10 on Snapfish to print them all. I then separated the photos into three groups: just Lorelei, Lorelei and her parents, and Lorelei with other friends and family. I used old twine from Christmas gifts and about 150 clothes pins (purchased from Walmart for about $3) to string these long timelines on each wall. It took a while to get them all even (and lots of scotch tape to re-enforce them on the walls), but it was very rewarding when I saw party guests walking around and remembering her at different ages. At the end of the party, I invited guests to take the photos that they were in as a memento, and I still have tons leftover that I intend to put into a good old fashioned photo album (you know, so we have some record of Lorelei's life if Facebook ever dies). Between these and the framed photos that I scattered on the food table, dessert table, and seating tables, we had a very personal and simple touch.









Well, that is enough for now. I hope that this gives you some ideas; please feel free to ask me any questions about specific details or How To's for any of the decorations. I have to say that I couldn't recommend Dimple Prints highly enough. They were a joy to work with and so easy to use, and yielded printables that were, in my opinion, simple, cute, and not corny. I fully intend to keep using them for future parties, and friends in attendance expressed the same. Stay tuned for my upcoming entry where I will rave about my vendors who provided our dresses and the beautiful BEAUTIFUL cake and cookies!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

One year...


Well, as of Wednesday, it was a week since she turned one. The party is over (posts on that forthcoming), her new toys are put away, and she has had (some of) her one year shots. I am officially the mother of a one year old.


It does not feel that different really. It is not like she did anything amazing like start walking or reciting tons of words the day after her birthday. She still fusses when she does not get her way, goes after my chest like a piranha when she is hungry and gives me kisses out of the blue. But every day, I become increasingly more aware of what a toddler she is becoming. I cannot believe that I grew this human being inside me, and that when she was a newborn months ago, she just wanted to sleep on me all day (oh, how I miss that!) Now, she is a little person. One who has her own preferences, wants, and habits. She has favorite toys, favorite foods, and things she thinks are funny. She has places she prefers to sit and (sometimes unpleasant) ways of letting me know when we are not jiving. She is defiant, sweet, and smart...and all ours.





Her birthday itself was on a Wednesday. It was still several days before her party, where she would get lots of gifts, wear her pretty birthday dress and smear icing all over her face (cutest.thing.ever). However, I still wanted to make March 9 a special day, one that was all about her. Even though she had no idea what the fuss was about, and was rather cranky all day, I wanted her to know that this day is special because of HER, and everyone should get a little special treatment on their day. So, we cuddled in bed together like we always do in the morning. I made her pancakes. We went out for grilled cheese with daddy. I closed my computer and only checked in during my office hour and her naps so we could play all day. We had her dear grandparents over for dinner (even though my napless little person wanted nothing to do with being social), and she had milkshakes and presents. Despite her crankiness, it was a perfect day, except for one lost moment. I had hoped to pause at 7:25 pm and snuggle her right there, letting time stand still as I remembered the exact minute she entered this world. But we were all overwhelmed, and probably doing dishes, and the moment was missed. Oh well. As I snuggled her before bed that night, we said our prayers and I thanked God for her, whispering "Happy Birthday, baby!" as I laid her in her crib.






But, I digress. I figured it was high time for one of those milestone posts. So here is the skinny on miss Lila Rose:




-Little miss is STILL a peanut. Like really small. Weighing in at a whopping 16.5 lbs, she is in the 1% for weight. That may be something watch in the next few months, but given the fact that we have been sick off and on all winter, she has always been small, and has lately become a bit of a picky eater, the doctors are not concerned. She is eating, happy, and healthy.

-She is in the 8.9% for length at 27.5 inches. Even though that is not that big, it still makes sizing awkward. She is skinny enough still for 6-9 (and even probably 3-6 month clothes), but anything smaller than 6-12 months seems short. Her head is in the 32%...which means that her head is proportionally larger than the rest of her?

-She is NOT walking yet, but I think it is more out of her subconscious desire to do things on her own terms rather than an inability to. She has been crawling for 7 months now (and is SO fast), can pull up on everything, can cruise around an entire room, climbs on chairs and up stairs, can walk holding only ONE of my fingers, and can stand without holding onto anything. However, as soon as you try to get her to release that tight grip of hers and take a step, she buckles her knees beneath her and contentedly crawls away. Meh. I guess I would not bother with walking either if I could get around so efficiently without.





-After months of eating almost everything I put in front of her, she has become a horrible eater. She hardly ever will eat veggies or meat, unless it is process (i.e. chicken nuggets and veggie crisps). She will eat fruit, but prefers to be spoon fed applesauce and fruit cup than feeding herself diced apples. She eats soup and crackers and bread, but she no longer likes to eat noodles. For some reason, other than grilled cheese, she has given up eating cheese. She does, however, love cookies (especially Girl Scouts' shortbread), milkshakes, cake, and chocolate. Girlfriend LOVES chocolate. I only started really allowing her to have sweets in the past month, and I am definitely seeing a sweet tooth emerge. She still breastfeeds about 3 times a day (she would prefer it to be more), and is slowly getting used to drinking cow's milk out of her sippy cup. She was allowed peanut butter by her dr. as of Monday last, and now she will eat that excessively when she will not eat the dinner that everyone else is eating. At least it has some nutritional value.

-She does not say many words, but babbles constantly. She says "mama" and "dada" (mama was first :-)), and says "mmmmmm" when she is eating something, and something like "mmmWAH" when she is giving kisses. She regularly waves bye bye, gives real hugs (like squeeze you around the neck and pat your back hugs), open mouth kisses, and snuggles and cradles her dolls and stuffed animals. She also screams. A lot.




Even though she still is not walking or talking, she is just so much more interactive and fun! I enjoy her so much, and love doing special things with just the two of us. Just this week, we played outside for the first time, went out for breakfast together on a mommy and Lorelei date, and went on a playdate where she played with other kids for about 2 hours straight. I am just loving the sweet and strong person she is becoming, and can't wait for the fun we will have this Spring and Summer!


Tuesday, March 8, 2011

I promise you, kid, to give so much more than I get.


Tomorrow, I will have a one year old.
I would love to write a nice long nostalgic post right now, where I share lots of precious memories, update with all her milestones, and tell her so many things, but it is getting late and I am in no position to make myself bawl like a baby.

Goodness, I can't believe she is (almost)one.

In some ways, it seems like the year went by nice and slow, that I can see how much she has grown. She is so smart and interactive now, with so many fun personality quirks and silly little things she does. I know her so well.

But still, when she sits on my lap before bed every night and lays her head on my chest as I sing "Jesus Loves Me," she is still very much a baby, even though her legs hang over my lap now rather than curling up on my tummy.

This time last year, I was probably trying to sleep through back pain and weird leg cramps. I had eaten some eggless raw cookie dough, and had made some dinner plans with some friends. My baby was not due for days, and I was trying to enjoy it, even though I could not wait for her to get here.

And then BAM! There she was. In 24 hours, my world completely changed for the better, and I became a new person. She made me a mother.



When I was pregnant with her, the Michael Buble song "Just Haven't Met You Yet" used to play on the radio a lot, and it became "our song" before she was born. I would think about the lyrics as I felt her move in my tummy, marveling at how they seemed to fit meeting a baby so well. Then, when we were struggling with nursing, I would play the song (loudly) in the middle of the night to try to wake us both up for those many feedings she wanted to sleep through. I watched the music video over and over (youtube it: it is the happiest music video ever!) And since then, every time the song comes on Pandora, I take her in my arms and we dance to our song.

I still feel like I am meeting a new piece of her every day. I love it.

I might have to wait, I'll never give up
I guess it's half timing, and the other half's luck
Wherever you are, whenever it's right
You'll come out of nowhere and into my life

And I know that we can be so amazing
And, baby, your love is gonna change me
And now I can see every possibility

And somehow I know that it'll all turn out
You'll make me work, so we can work to work it out
And I promise you, kid, I give so much more than I get
I just haven't met you yet



Monday, February 28, 2011

Things that I will hold over her head when she is 16

Otherwise known as "The Poop Post."

So, seemingly overnight, my relatively clean child has turned into somewhat of a mess.

Don't get me wrong, we have our share of poopy diapers through out the newborn phase. She has peed on Allen more than once before her bath, and cloth diapering was nasty from time to time. However, she was no where near some of the other horror stories I had heard from friends with littles. Apparently, it seems like she decided to make up for this all in ONE week.

Exhibit A: About a week ago, the little miss and I were in my room. I was getting ready, and she was already dressed and just crawling around. She was wearing one of my favorite dresses, one that goes almost down to her ankles, and seemed very content. However, at some point, I looked down and saw a clean diaper on the floor next to my laundry basked. Now, that is not totally unheard of. Diapers, like socks and t.v. remotes, can normally end up in random places that they do not belong. However, I figured I would check the little and see if she was missing something. Indeed she was. I lifted up her long dress, and her little naked butt peaked back at me. Then, before I could get the diaper back on her, she crawled over to my laundry basked, pulled herself up, braced herself, and made the face. Yes, you know the one. The one where she gets all red and serious and means business. Sure enough, when I lift up her little dress again, her "business" is about to land on my carpet. Well, thank goodness that diaper was there (apparently my daughter is not only smart enough to remove her own diaper, but smart enough to strategically remove her own diaper), and we caught it just in time.

Mama = 1, Lorelei = 0 :-) Yeah. I got this.

Exhibit B: Today, Lorelei took a morning bath, and I mistakenly did not re-diaper her right away. My child loves to be naked, and the more naked she is, the faster she crawls away from me. So, as you can imagine, she is quite a pain to clothe post-bath, and I was just taking my time. Anyway, after a minute, I went to her room to get out her clothes and diaper, finally ready to face her. Little Lorelei was having a grand ole time crawling around her room, and decided to pull herself up on a giant costco box of diapers and play with them. I paused for a minute, giggling at the irony of it. "Haha! Lorelei knows she needs a diaper!" I thought to myself.
Then, the incident got more ironic when she peed all over the carpet next to her diaper box.

Mama = 1, Lorelei = 1.

Exhibit C: On Sunday, Allen, Lorelei, and I were fashionably late to church, and were enjoying a nice car ride together when suddenly, we smelled something yucky. Now, if you know where we live, that is not at all uncommon on a country morning, but this time, it seemed closer. "Is that Lorelei?" I asked Allen.

"I think so, but we have never smelled her from the front seat before!"

We finished our drive to church, and Allen pulled up in front so Lorelei and I could get out of the car. I went to the back seat to unbuckle her, and stopped dead in my tracks, my mouth wide open. There she was, smiling hugely at me, COVERED in poop. Seriously. It was out her diaper, all over her feet and legwarmers, on her hands, on her face, on her dress, on the carseat- seriously, EVERYWHERE. I told Allen what I was facing, and he said "Let's go home right now. We may as well turn back." He then came out and took one look at her and exclaimed "Disgusting! It is in her mouth!" and made a face like he was going to throw her in a washing machine right there.

Exasperated, I assured him that she would surely eat poop and not die many more times in her life, and we needed to just be calm. Not wanting to be that mom who was defeated by a blowout, I said "No, we can just clean her up."

Now, of course when I checked the diaper bag, there was no change of clothes. And no wipes. Yes, mother of the year, right here.

I left Allen with Princess Poopy Pants and went to the church nursery where my dear friend Rach was working.

"Uhh...we had a big accident. Poop. Everywhere. Need wipes."

I am pretty sure I sounded just like that too.

Rachel started rummaging through cabinets for wipes while I grabbed wet towels (the awful scratchy kind they have in public restrooms), and prepared to go out and clean L up. Then, Allen came in with Lorelei in all her glory, still in her carseat, and handed her to me, looking a bit scared. We both had left he diaper bag with the spare diapers the car. Awesome.

I collected Lorelei, who seemed to be catching on that all was not right in the world, and Rach followed us into the teeny tiny nursery bathroom. There, we assessed the damage, and I hoped that maybe it just LOOKED worse than it was.
Nope. It was terrible. All over EVERYTHING (except her hair, somehow). She smelled terrible and I was a bit unsure as of what to do. Do I clean her IN the carseat? Do I take her out? Where do we even begin?

We decided to take advantage of her being contained and wipe down her face and hands while she was in the carseat, and then moved on to the legs. Soon, I noticed that she managed to not only get her mess on the Bundleme and the carseat cover, but also on the straps and harness (aka, the parts of the carseat that I cannot throw in the washing machine). By now, Lorelei was crying from being wiped so much, and we had her down to her diaper. She was screaming in the bathroom as Rach and I tried to wipe her down quickly and painlessly, (while holding a completely unrelated conversation, as only moms can do.) Finally, when we felt she was as clean as could be from wiping, we removed her diaper to give her a bath in the sink. And somehow, there was hardly ANYTHING in the diaper. A talented one, my daughter.

Rach continued to bless me by helping me scrub my screaming child down in the sink, trying to not let her scratch herself on the faucet as she clawed at me to get out. Finally, after we all had enough, I lifted her out dripping wet (and towel-less), and held her as Rach kindly fetched a spare diaper and outfit from her son's diaper bag (by the way, I think that doing all that cleanup for a child who is not even your own makes you eligible for Sainthood. Thank you SO much, Rach!) We quickly dressed Lorelei (in a cute black all-boy romper) and brought her back into the nursery. Lorelei crawled off to play, I removed my stinky coat (now also marked with Lorelei's masterpiece), and Allen and I made our way to the sanctuary.

In other words, Mama = 1, Lorelei = 89548094859043886940

Potty training is going to be fun.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Lorelei's Birth Story - Almost one year later

Disclaimer: this is exactly what the title says: a birth story. It is not pretty, and while I will try to err on the side of discretion and spare you gory details, it still may not be great for the sensitive (or my dad) to read. Our experience was less than ideal, and I hope that it will help others with their birth plans or experiences. But most of all, I just need the closure of getting this out there. Most of all, this is for me.




As I poise my fingers over my keyboard, getting ready to write this birth story, my heart leaps in my chest. I have this uneasy and nervous feeling, like I am going to dig into myself, honestly to a place that is difficult for me.

Our birth story. What an event.

Almost since the beginning of our pregnancy, I desired an unmedicated, intervention-free birth. I am not going to get into all the reasons here, but I listed a lot of them in this post, which now feels so long ago. Overall, it was a personal desire. I realize that what we wanted is not right for everyone, and I am in no way trying to say that it is wrong to have interventions and meds or an epidural. In fact, I know that in some cases it is necessary. But these were not things that I wanted, and Allen supported me.

Allen and I prepared for our desired natural birth. We took courses with the Birth Center designed for having med-free births at a hospital. We took hyponobirthing (google it; it is not as hokey as it sounds). We wrote a birth plan where we clearly and respectfully highlighted every intervention we knew was standard procedure, and what our wishes were. Overall, our message was the same. "If you think this is necessary, please just talk to us. Explain your concerns. Please hear ours. Our goal is the same: healthy mommy and baby." And then, after we felt like we had prepared as much as one can, we waited.

Lorelei was due on March 14. I was almost sure that I would be late, and when the week of March 7 began, I started making plans. A dinner date here, a lunch there, a shopping trip here; anything to keep me active, and not sitting around my house waiting for baby. I had little pains here and there, which just felt to me like menstrual cramps, and I had no idea that those would become what I now know as contractions. On March 8, I went to bed, feeling no different than before.

I woke up at 5 am on March 9 with more of those little pains, except I could not ignore them. I tried to change positions and tossed and turned in bed, but they kept giving me little twinges of discomfort here and there. I was still skeptical; I knew that one could have contractions for days, even weeks, before a baby came, so I just tried to get rid of them. Allen went to work, and I tried to sleep (unsuccessfully). Finally, I took a shower, remembering that the heat and the water can sometimes stop false labor. They kept on coming. I put on a sweatshirt and took a walk, thinking walking may stop them. Nope, they just got stronger. I called my friend Justine, who also was our back up support for the delivery room, and said "so...I think I may be in labor...butiamnotsureyet!" And she started screaming, telling me to call in and hour. The cramps still coming steadily, so I decided maybe I needed to see if they were timeable, and I went back home. "How does one time a menstrual cramp?" I wondered. After paying attention to my body, I realized that they had a definitive peak, and then they back down a bit, so I could kind of identify a start and finish. I logged online and pulled up a contraction counter, and started timing them for about an hour. Every 4-6 minutes, lasting 45 seconds each. Oh. I guess that may mean something. I was still unsure if this was the real thing, so I called the on call nurse at my practice, and told her my signs. She said to go to the hospital.

"Are you sure?" I asked. "I do not want to be sent home."

"You are in labor! Go to the hospital."

I still had a bit of a fear of getting sent home, so I made a point not to really call anyone else. I really did not want to worry/excite our moms for nothing, so I said that I did not want to call them until we were admitted. Even so, the word managed to spread. My friend Rachel, who works at the hospital with Justine and was due with her first a week later, called me asking "Is it true? Are you in labor?" I called Allen and said "Come home! I think this is it!" and then reluctantly called my dad to cancel our sushi date (begging him not to say anything about it). I tidied up the house and grabbed our bags, then ate some snacks while waiting for Allen to come home. He arrived around 12 p.m., and we were on our way.
After a 40 minute drive to the hospital, we checked into triage and I was put on a contraction monitor. I was still feeling steady cramps, and was about 4 centimeters dilated. The nurse said that her monitor was not picking up the contractions consistently, and she wanted me to walk around the hospital for two hours and come back. At first I was indignant. "What do you MEAN you can't pick these up?" I thought. "I know what I am feeling!" But now, I realize that this was the best thing that could have happened for us right then.

My friend Rachel had gotten off work around the same time, and she asked if she could walk with us. She was ready for her little man to come out, and I think she wanted to see if a nice long walk would help her out and support me at the same time. My contractions were getting a bit more painful (but still not awful by any means), so I told her if she was OK seeing me in pain, I welcomed the extra support. Thank God March 9 was a gorgeous day with warm Spring air, and our walk was as nice as could be. For the first hour, I was hardly breathless. I talked, walked, breathed, leaned on Allen and Rachel, and got increasingly more excited. It was just starting to hit me that I was definitely going to meet my sweet baby girl, and I couldn't wait!

The second hour of walking was more intense as my contractions started coming every 1-2 minutes. When I was gripped with a contraction, I would brace myself on Allen or Rachel, and ask the other to push on my lower back while I breathed or groaned. Sometimes I would push on a railing or bar near that sidewalk and sway my hips. I felt like though it was getting more uncomfortable, I was managing things well. By the end of that second hour, I definitely was anxious to get checked again. Rachel wished us luck and said she would be praying, and left Allen and I to go back to triage.

Once I was back in triage getting checked again, I had progressed to almost 6 centimeters. It was now 4 p.m., and I was definitely getting checked in. Somewhere before this point, however, I realized that I had left my birth plan in the wrong suitcase...at home. I was distressed that I would not have that valuable tool with me, as it was getting harder to have long and detailed conversations, but when I told the triage nurse that I had forgotten it, she almost looked relieved. It was like she was thinking "Oh, one of THOSE moms." She quickly said "Oh that's OK, we don't need that. We will do what you want us to do." But I was unconvinced. Unfortunately, I was right to be uneasy.

When Allen and I finally were taken up to our room, there was a nurse preparing stuff for us. I gave my standard greeting:
"Hi, I'm Diana. I would like to have my birth experience be as low-intervention and med-free as possible, and I really would prefer to have intermittent rather than continuous monitoring."
The nurse stared at me and blinked. "Why did you get checked in, then?" she asked.

What?

"It is procedure to be continuously monitored. Why would you let yourself be admitted if you do not want that?"

I stammered a bit now, shocked. "Uh, if you check my chart, my OB signed off on all these things (she did). Can I just labor in the shower for a while?"
The nurse looked at me like she was not sure what to do. "Well, I am on your side," she said. "I am used to natural births, so I am going to help you out. I am going to do my rounds now and pretend you are not here, and when I come back, I am going to monitor you a little. OK?"

I nodded, distressed that so far, my natural birth had to be "on the down low." But as I turned on a hot shower and Allen started calling our parents and closest friends to tell them that Lorelei was indeed on her way, I forgot about my interactions with the nurse. Allen and I talked and, despite the gripping pain that came over me every minute or so, it was bearable and even nice. The water was really helpful to my contractions, and I braced myself on the handicap bar and labored in the shower for at least a half hour. At some point, my contractions became even more intense, and I started swaying and vocalizing a little, singing low and high tones to breathe through. Allen was wonderful, pushing on my back, offering me support to lean on, kissing my cheek and being so strong and loving. But the contractions were getting steeper and steeper, and I was starting to really feel the pain that I had been told about.

Not too much later, the nurse came back, and I put my gown on to be monitored for a bit. The nurse and I talked for a little while, and I learned that she indeed was no stranger to unmedicated births. She had worked with Amish families in the past, and seemed to be very supportive. But I also got the sense that this was NOT how they did things here. Even so, I felt blessed that she was my nurse, and confident that I would get the birth I desired. I am not sure exactly when, but more nurses came in, and I said that I did not want an epidural, and to please not offer it to me. I know it is there, and I can ask for it. Unfortunately, that request fell on deaf ears.

My nurse checked me again and I was seven centimeters (it was about 6 p.m. now). Thinking that my labor would likely be hours longer, she went on her dinner break, leaving me in the hands of the epidural-happy nurses for my transition. Great. Pretty soon, I understood what I had been told for so long about this dreaded stage called "transition," and was in horrible pain. I was still on the hospital bed from being monitored, and tried to change positions several times, but the pain just got worse and worse. "Allen, put your hands here. Push here. No here. Wait, let me flip over. Maybe if I sit this way." But it was to no avail. The pain was intensifying and without any relief.

"Are you sure you don't want the epidural?" A nurse asked me with a somewhat know-it-all expression. "It is only going to get worse, you know. You could be in labor for hours, and then pushing could be hours more."

"No. I will ask for it if I want it," I gasped, but really I was getting angry and stressed along with my pain. Did she think I did not know this? Did she think that I did not have any idea what I was in for? And that was not the only time either. Nurses kept telling me that it was going to get worse, that I could get the epidural still, pushing it in my face. I was getting stressed and frustrated and in so.much.pain.

At this point, I was screaming through contractions, a horrible sound that made me feel bad for the women down the hall. Allen was trying so hard to be comforting, and his presence alone was my rock. He watched the contraction monitor, stroked my arm, kissed my cheek and told me to breathe. He recited the breathing prompts that we worked on, and his voice was calming, but eventually I started falling apart more and more. I felt like a cannon ball was exploding inside me, ripping me apart, and other than my husband, I felt no encouragement from the nurses. They all seemed to be looking down on my decision smugly, like I had no idea what I was in for. And maybe I didn't, but I still wanted to keep going. At least I thought. I gritted my teeth and cried, doubting myself. Maybe they were right. Maybe I couldn't handle this pain.

"Allen," I sobbed, "I do not think I can do it. Maybe they are right. What if there has been no progression? What if I do need the epidural?"

"Why don't we try this," he said. "We can ask your nurse to check you again, and if you have not progressed, start getting the bag of fluid for the epidural. If you have progressed, maybe you will feel like you can do it."

I nodded, and when my nurse (the nice, supportive one) popped in, I asked her to check me.

"Nine centimeters," she announced. "Almost ten."

"OK. I can do this." I said, my resolve returning. No epidural for me. I was almost done transition. And though I knew pushing could still take a while, I felt like I had accomplished something. It WAS doable! The nurse went to tell the on-call doctor (one who I had never met before, who was not even in my practice), that I was almost ready.

Not even 15 minutes later, I was howling in pain. I felt incredible pressure on my back, one that I felt an active urge to do something about. I knew. It was time.
"I need to push! I need to push NOW!" I screamed. The nurse checked me one more time, which was incredibly painful and terrible at this point, and announced that I was ten centimeters with barely a lip of cervix. I kept screaming, asking her "please, please, please stop checking me." But she was helping that lip of cervix, getting me ready to go.

The on-call doctor was not near enough to deliver me, so the nurse said that the chief of resident was coming. I know that I felt a flash of nervousness at that point, but that quickly disappeared as I screamed in pain. I think it was at this point that my friend Justine popped her head back in to check on me, and I cried something like "I am having her RIGHT NOW!" Now, I wish I had made her stay, but my mind was not even going there. She kissed me on the cheek and wished us luck, and a bunch of nurses (some of the epidural pushers who I loved so much), rushed in, and got me into pushing position. As the nurses held my legs, I heard them talking.

"Why are we here right now? We aren't even assigned to her! She was not supposed to go this quickly. Where is her doctor? Where are her other nurses?"
Allen and I were flabbergasted that they would talk this way in front of us. Uh. Sorry my baby decided to come quickly and not on your time schedule. Next time, I will try to hold her in longer. No one was encouraging me. No one was urging me that I was doing a good job, to keep going. Except for my wonderful husband, who was starting to get overwhelmed himself at this point, I felt alone, and like a horrible inconvenience to them. Another nurse even leaned between my legs, now being held high for pushing, and said "So do you want the epidural now?"

I do not know if she was serious or being a jerk, but either way, I was angry.
"How the hell do you expect me to sit still for it NOW?" I asked, as I gritted my teeth and tried to push through another contraction. It was the only time I was rude back to a nurse, but frankly, she deserved it.

The resident and resident supervisor rushed in, and my pain was getting more ridiculous. Since half the nurses were on their dinner break, they made Allen hold a leg, instead of letting him be by my head where I wanted him. Instead, the resident supervisor, a kind older man, was by my head. Now, I liked him. Looking back, he was the most helpful staff member I had encountered yet. As I screamed through the pain, the horror of starting to push, he spoke in a soothing voice, trying to tell me to direct my pain in a purposeful way.

"I know you want to scream, but you do not want to use your energy on that. Use all your energy to breathe and push, OK? Try not to scream. Just focus. Breathe. OK push. Now hold on a minute. OK now push. There you go!"

It was wonderful to have someone from that hospital helping me through this rather than telling me that I needed pain medication. Honestly, even though it was still painful, that was when I felt most in control. I fully believed that my pain level was directly associated with the anxiety and discomfort I had been feeling, and when someone was there not judging me, the pain was different.

"Please stay!" I begged him. "I like you!"

He smiled and stayed as long as he could, but was eventually paged and had to go. I thought I finally had a handle on things. Allen was holding my leg, and I could feel some sense of accomplishment in pushing, though it was horribly intense. Then, they announced that the on-call doctor had arrived, and that she was going to switch with the resident. This announcement was made during a particularly strong contraction, and I guess at this moment I let out a loud scream. The doctor, who had just walked in the room, jumped like she had never heard a woman in labor before and barked out "Don't scream like that!" in an annoyed voice.

Great. Another helpful advocate.

I kept on pushing through the pain, trying not to scream so not to annoy the doctor, and Lorelei was almost there. I think at this point, the doctor broke my water, which of course intensified things even more. I heard them say something about meconium, which worried me for a second, but I did not think about it for too long. I was feeling the burning of her crowning, and no one (except Allen) was talking to me anymore. They kept whispering like I was doing something wrong, making me feel self-conscious on top of my pain. Finally, as I knew the baby was almost out, the doctor held up a pair of scissors and announced to the room "I am going to cut you."

Now, let me pause and say that an episiotomy was one of the procedures that I had decided I did not want unless it was necessary. Had the doctor taken five seconds and said something like "Now, I this is not something I commonly do, but I feel like it is in your best interests that we give you an episiotomy to get the baby out faster," I would have probably said "OK, fine." But she didn't say that. She brandished a pair of scissors like a weapon and said "I am going to cut you." And all my overtired, pain ridden self could think was that I did not want to feel SOMETHIHNG else. So I screamed "Nooooooooo!!!"

I looked at Allen, with a plea in my eyes. "No! No please don't. Please don't let them cut me." The doctor still had the scissors, looking like she was going to ignore my pleas, until Allen looked at her and said in a commanding voice "She said no!" (Bless him).

The doctor put the scissors down, I am sure with a look of annoyance on her face, and just let me go. Screaming, burning, pushing, tearing. Allen sitting down, overcome with the sight of it all. And then, blessed relief. It was over. I glanced at the clock; our baby girl entered the world at 7:25 p.m., almost 2 and a half hours after we had checked into delivery.

"Is she out? Is she OK? Is she a girl? How big is she?" I asked. They did not put her on my chest because she had to be whisked away to the newborn cleaning station across the room.

"She is out," the nurse said. "We are going to go suction her lungs since there was meconium in your water, but she should be fine."

I waited with baited breath, and heard our daughter cry. I understand that is a very necessary procedure since that can be potentially very dangerous. I really do. It was just hard on top of everything to not have seen her, and every second waiting to hear how she did was torture. I was overcome with relief and exhaustion, in a daze and breathless. Allen smiled at me, and I told him to go over with her. I turned my head, trying to peak at her. "Is she OK? Is she OK? How big is she? I am sorry for screaming," I said over and over.

"She is OK," said the nurse. "7 lbs 6 oz. 20 inches long. Her lungs are perfect." Thankfully, that nurse kindly stayed by my bedside assuring me that Lorelei was OK as I waited to see her.

Allen brought a bundle over to me so I could see our beautiful daughter. I wanted to hold her, and asked if I could, but the doctor said no.
"Since you declined an episiotomy, I need to stitch you up right now. You cannot hold her until we are done."

I do not know about you, but that sounds like she was punishing me. And so, as they delivered the placenta and started stitching me up, I had to gaze over the side of the bed rail at Lorelei, the beautiful creature I had just pushed out of my body. I was thankful that either Allen or the kind nurse I just mentioned held her next to me the whole time I was being stiched up so I could see her. At the moment, I was too tired to really care, but looking back, I am so angry that I did not get those first moments with her. I know that my stitching was not a life or death situation, and they could have let me hold her for a minute, but they did not. It was after 7, and they wanted to leave the crazy natural birth woman.

My first hour of my daughter's life was spent taking pictures of her with my cell phone and texting my friends that she was here. I had to take my mind off the fact that I could not hold her until the OB took a break. Finally, after an hour of stitching, my daughter was placed in my arms for five whole minutes. I treasured each minute, stroked her fingers, kissed her face, and marveled at how beautiful she was. Her face was perfect and round and her cheeks were big. She had a tiny nose and she looked like me. She was so precious and beautiful...and all ours.

My five minutes were short-lived, as she was taken away from me so they could stitch me some more. My parents were coming soon, and by the time I got her back, I was too tired to nurse. But I did enjoy that first night with our beautiful daughter, so thankful that she was here.

I wish I could tell you that the bad hospital experience ended there, but it did not. Because she was kept from me for so long, and because no one really encouraged it until hours later, I did not even try to nurse her until about three hours after she was born. Every time a doctor or nurse who was at the delivery checked on me for the next couple of days, they made sure to tell me that any extra pain I experienced through my healing was my fault "because I declined that episiotomy." When I called the hospital a week later asking for breastfeeding support, they told me they did not endorse the tool I was looking into (a nipple shield), and I needed to call somewhere else. And the worst of it? Throughout Lorelei's delivery and the days that followed, I found myself apologizing. For screaming, for declining that episiotomy, for inconveniencing them. And really, I should not have had to apologize for my daughter's birth. I feel like I am the one who should get an apology for being made to feel like a burden when I was going through one of the most defining experiences of my life.

So, there it is. Lorelei's birth story. It had a happy ending, as Lorelei and I were both healthy, but it was not a happy story. I am not trying to sound like one of those complaining, nitpicky women, but I believe with all my heart (as do many of the friends who have heard my story), that I was wronged greatly by this hospital, and that the biggest wrong was that in my daughter's birth, I was robbed of part of my joy. I do not remember that horrific pain, but I still feel the hurt and anxiety I felt because of the doctors and nurses who supposedly were in charge of my care. I cannot really complain since she is healthy, and I know that is so much more than some women have. Please do not think that I am taking for granted that in spite of a few hours of awful, I had a pretty “easy” experience. I know for that I am blessed. But to this day, I wish I had written the hospital and told them how unkindly I was treated, just for desiring a type of birth that was different than "the system," but one that was purely natural. And while I am not "anti-hospital" for things that require one, I will say that I will never go back to that hospital again for a birth, and I am strongly considering a Birth Center again for the future Paislettes. And honestly, I would do it again without medicine in a heartbeat. While terrible, it was completely doable. However, I never ever want to do it in that environment again. Because really, a birth is a beautiful and amazing thing, and one should not have her birth experience taken away by forced procedures and impatient staff members. I am now a textbook example of why people avoid hospital births, something I never wanted to be.

I hope in reading this no one things I would ever judge their birth decision. I support BIRTH in general. Birth the way that you want, in the way that you are comfortable, with medicine or no medicine. Epidural, or no epidural. C-section, or in your home, and I will cheer for you. But I believe that I too deserved to birth in the way I wanted, I just wish that my hospital and supposed birth team had cheered for me.

And now, I am going to get my fussing daughter up from her nap, kiss her face and thank God that I have her. Because as long as she is here with me, it is a good birth story.



Monday, February 14, 2011

Our Love Story

Eight Valentines Days ago, a boy gave me a rose.
It was a single rose, a pink one, and it was presented it to me in the middle of the school day. He said that it was because he heard me (single by choice) proclaim that I felt sad on Valentines day, and he wanted me to not feel left out. It was a friendship rose.

Yeah, right. :-)

But, even though I convinced my naive *read: in denial* teenage mind that we really were just friends, I still snuck up the stairs to my bedroom with the rose hidden behind my back so my dad would not see that his little girl was potentially being wooed. My friends pretended to agree with me. "Sure, Diana. He just likes you as a friend." But secretly they knew. That boy was smitten with me.

This young man was named Allen Paisley, and he was my best friend. We had been best friends for almost a whole school year at this point, and I loved his company. We talked about random things, drank tea in between classes, and were dance partners in the school musical. As an avid follower of the "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" movement, I was not concerned that our friendship would turn into anything else. I was enjoying it for what it was. And even if I was open to dating, Allen was not a Christian, and that was a dealbreaker for me.

Little did I know that I would fall in love.

I did not know it myself, but my little 16-year-old heart was melting for this sweet guy who was nice to everyone, wore funny outfits for kicks, saved random song lyrics just for me, and made me homemade baked goods in cooking class. When he asked me to prom that year (2003, to be exact), I agreed to go- as friends. In between that time when I was asked and the night of the prom itself, our "friendship" was definitely turning into something more, and I was feeling convicted of where it was going. After that prom date, where he held my hand for the first time, I had to present him with a letter I had tearfully written, explaining that I could not date him, though I had let my feelings rule me and tell him otherwise. I asked his forgiveness, and told him that until we could share the most important part of my life (our faith), we had to remain just friends. Allen was crushed, and I was so hurt inside.

I have journals from that time where I would pour out my heart to God, asking Him to save my best friend. I knew that Allen needed Jesus more than me, and I also knew that as long as I was in the picture, I was a distraction to him. So, I prayed that God would take me out of Allen's life so Allen could find God for himself, and not for me. So he could seek a relationship with a loving God without my affections distracting him. So he could learn that I was not the love of his life. But I prayed one more thing. I prayed that God would please put me back in the picture after. And that is exactly what He did.

A whole summer went by, one where I had convinced myself that Allen and I were over for good. I had moved on, and looked to God for a fresh start our senior year. But then, right before school started, Allen had news for me.

"I am a Christian now!" he announced. "I know you may not believe me if I tell you, but let me show you!"

And he was a completely new person. For the first time in my life, I saw the amazing, drastic, awe-inspiring change that the love of Christ can make in a person. He was indeed a new Creation. And in no time at all, we were indeed in love.

We still guarded our hearts as best as we could that year, which definitley had its ups and downs. We still put a hold on dating so we could grow as brother and sister in Christ first. We did not say those three little words that we felt, and we did not kiss or anything like that. It was a hard year where God was saying "not yet," to us. We were hurt and lonely a lot. A lot of our friends did not understand, and some were even mad at me for not dating such a great catch as Allen Paisley. Even Allen and I had our moments where we did not understand ourselves, and I know that sometimes I resented these convictions, but God was faithful to us, and we stuck to our decision to wait until God said "yes." And even though I distinctly remember telling my mom in the kitchen one day that I felt that I could marry this man someday, and I heard from others that he felt the same, we did not talk about these feelings with each other. We graduated high school, just friends, and moved on to college, leaving our lives in God's hands.

During that first year away from each other, our friendship was strengthened again. We encouraged each other in faith, shared Bible verses, prayed for each other, supported each other...and did not try to date each other! Allen was leading me spiritually, trying to push God to be the man in my life rather than him. He guarded my heart with such care, and loved me more selflessly than any friend I had ever known. I kept praying for this man whom I knew I was in love with, praying that God would let us be together. And on May 4, 2005, God said yes.

And then on October 21, 2006, when Allen Paisley asked me to marry him, I said yes.

And here we are, eight Valentines days later, with three years of marriage and beautiful 11-month-old daughter. He is the love of my life, and the man of my dreams.

Thank you, Allen, for that first Valentines Day friendship rose. I love you more than I could ever have imagined.

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